It's always interesting to look through the numerous applications for the openings I have at the library right now. I mean, when I have time to look at them due to the excessive phone calls from one particular applicant who has now called three times to make sure I received her resume in the mail even though we only accept resumes/applications/whatnot on our online site. "As I told you yesterday, ma'm, yes we received your resume in the mail. (and promptly shredded it) Please make sure you have submitted it electronically through our website as well."
And now for some of the highlights:
Resume Objective: To receive job as dental hygienist.
Applicable Skills: I speak some mexican almost fluently.
Applicable Skills: I like to smile.
Reason for leaving previous position: None of your business. It's private.
Reason for leaving previous position: Management terrible. She was a bitch.
Copy and Paste Resume: I will provide my resume when you provide me an interview.
